Two kinds of men

When a man goes to the toilet to take a leak, he faces a choice that defines the kind of man he is. The choice is this: in order to free his urinal equipment does he pull down his underpants or does he simply whip it out the bottom of his underwear? In other words: Is he a Puller-downer or is he a Whipper-outer?
Each man is one of these . Never both. Believe me. A Puller-downer will not Whipper-out. Much less will a Whipper-outer ... let's leave it at that.
Why should he?
That choice defines him. Right there, standing in front of the toilet bowl, his character is revealed, because surely most of this man's important character traits can be deduced from his choice. Careful or impulsive? Efficient of effective? Talker or listener?
Really, there are two kinds of men in this world and because of it I am sure that somewhere the Puller-downers are fighting the Whipper-outers.
They must be.